I didn't believe Cohen when he said "pee on mommy". I won't make that mistake again.
Sometimes I get dressed in the kitchen and then I throw my pajamas in the dryer so I don't have to take them all the way to the bedroom and risk waking Ezra up.
I stay up way too late at night only because it's quiet.
This week, I heard myself say "Give mommy the hairball"
My baby is 5 months old and it took everything in me not to cry when I realized it.