Friday, August 30, 2013

Fess Up Friday

I like to weave my way through the parking lot on my way back to my car. That way I confuse people and they can't follow me and sit there and wait for me to get my 2 children and the groceries in the car.

Danny stayed home with the boys for the first time this week. When I got home nothing was on fire, no one was screaming, and the house was clean. I accused him of having my mom come over and clean it. I'm still suspicious.

I have been dairy free for over a month (which is a HUGE deal for me). I was so excited to find out that mint oreos don't have dairy that I ate the whole package. And then got another one.

Cohen threw a fit when I took off his pajamas. He wouldn't stop crying until I put them back on. So we went to OT in Christmas pajamas and rainboots on a 70* day.

I can count on one hand the number of baths Ezra has had in his life.

It would take at least 4 hands to count the number of baths Cohen has had this week. 

My friend has started hosting a "Community Fess Up Friday", if you have anything you'd like to confess (come on, I know you do...) you can head over there (or post here) and leave an anonymous comment! You'll feel better after you do, I promise!


  1. I would like to say that I love ironing, but the truth is I like to watch t.v.. If I iron and watch t.v. at the same time I feel like I'm an amazing domestic superwoman.

  2. I ate an ENTIRE seedless watermelon yesterday between 3-7pm. (NOT the mini/personal one). Like volleyball size and it's not the first time.

    I bought decaf coffee K-cups to drink in the afternoon. I realized my husband had been using them in the morning. I never told him, I wanted to see what it did to him. Nothing. And he used every one.

    When my kids would bring down their dirty laundry, along with the nice clean stuff I had put in their room days before, I'd just fold ALL of it and put it back in their room, without washing any of it. Pay back.

    The day I found myself thinking at Costco, "these people are all moving SO SLOW and there are so many of them, who would be angry if I ran over just one!" Was the last day I ever went to Costco. I let my card lapse. (you understand this you need to have been to the Bellingham Costco!

  3. I'm stealing your "parking lot weave" maneuver. I hate it when I'm alone with the twins and someone is stalking my spot. It's going to take me AT LEAST 5 minutes to get all the groceries and both kids in the truck. On a good day. Having people wait for me makes me anxious.

    My Fess Up: I "brought home" my kids' daycare blankets by putting them in my classroom two portables away and will "wash" them by leaving them in there all weekend.