Conversations with a 2 Year Old

Me: Cohen, we need to fix your undies.
Cohen: Get the screwdriver!


Cohen, (sorting through the laundry basket): Big coat! Big coat!
Danny: That's not a coat, it's my underwear.


(After explaining to Cohen that every baby he sees is not our baby Ezra)
Cohen (pointing at Ezra): That's not our baby!!


Sensing it was a little too quiet...
Me: Cohen! What are you doing?
Cohen: Dwinking beew.
Me: What?
(Cohen walks out holding a beer bottle) Dwinking beew! Bring beew cup to church!


Me: Ezra is a boy, and Mommy is a girl.
Cohen: I'm a kid! Daddy is a guy.


Danny walks in the door from work...
Cohen: Oh hi Daddy, what are you doing today?


Danny walks in the door from work....
Cohen: Let's go find the boat!
Cohen: Go for a ride in a boat!
Danny: How are we going to do that?
Cohen: Sit on the seat in the boat!
When the boat idea didn't work...
Cohen: Let's go in the canoe!