Monday, July 22, 2013

Conversations with a 2 Year Old

Mom: Cohen, are you awake?
Cohen: No.

Mom: Cohen, do you want to eat?
Cohen: No.

Mom: Cohen, are you eating cat food?
Cohen: Uh-huh. Yeah.
Me: Can you please stop? We're going to have dinner soon.

Mom: Here's a cracker.
Cohen: Thank you, Grampa.

Cohen: Sssssssssssssssssssside.
Mom: Okay, you need to wait a minute.
Cohen: Wait.
2 seconds later....
Cohen: Ssssssssssssssssssssssside.
Cohen: Ssssssssssssssssssssssside.

Very serious postman: Bye, bye!
Cohen: Bye, bye baby. 

Dad: Cohen, it's time to go to bed.
Cohen: No!
Dad: Yes, get Stinky and blankie.
Cohen: Ming! (milk)
Cohen: Ana (water)!
Cohen: Cracker!
Cohen:  Sssssssssssside!
Cohen: Buddy!
Cohen: Kitty!
Cohen: Doggy!
Cohen: Fan!
Cohen: Buggy!
Cohen: Book!
Cohen: Mow!
Cohen: Auntie!
Cohen: Gramma!
Dad: No to all of those things, it's bedtime.
Cohen: Bed. 

1 comment:

  1. Haha, love these! Cole is starting to say words...I can't wait until he is trying to reason with me to get out of bedtime... :) Oh and "outside" is the very first word that comes out of his mouth once he wakes up...every time!