Thursday, July 7, 2016

Ezra's Thoughts on Baby

What do you think we should name the baby?
I don't know. Maybe "Big boy". We're going to name him "butt".

Do you think you're going to like the  baby?
Like the baby?

What color hair do you think the baby will have?
Fruits on his head!

How's the baby going to get out?
Cut open your tummy.

Is the baby going to be your friend?
No.

Are you going to be nice to the baby?
Mmm-hmm. And not take the toys from him.

Do you think the baby is going to be a boy or a girl?
Girl! Girl, girl, girl.

Are you going to help me change the baby's poopy diapers?
Uh huh.
Are you going to like it? 
No.

What are you going to do if the baby cries?
Give him some medicine to help the baby stop crying.